Random Collection Of Incorrect HxH Quotes Part 2

Random collection of incorrect HxH Quotes part 2

I'm still in the hospital and I can't sleep, so take more of these~

Biscuit: While I’m gone, Gon , you’re in charge.

Gon: Yes!!!

Biscuit, whispering: Killua, you’re secretly in charge.

Killua: Obviously.

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Killua: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Killua and Gon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Leorio : Our turn, Kurapika! One, two, three- vanilla!

Kurapika, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Gon: I told Killua his ears flush when he lies.

Biscuit: Why?

Gon: Look.

Gon: Hey Killua ! Do you love me?

Killua , covering his ears: No.

Biscuit:

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Kurapika: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Leorio: I beg to differ

Kurapika: Then Beg

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Kurapika: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Leorio: You're like 15 years old

Kurapika: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

(and that's on emperor time)

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Machi: It’s dark in here

Hisoka: Don’t worry dear, I got this~♠️

Hisoka: *Stomps their feet*

Hisoka: *Skechers light up*

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Killua: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Gon: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Leorio?

Leorio: Probably “road work ahead”.

Kurapika: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Killua: What does 'take out' mean?

Gon: Food.

Kurapika : Dating

Hisoka: Murder~♦️

Leorio: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Hisoka: You kill people for money?~♠️

Illumi: I can explain.

Hisoka: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump.~❤️

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎

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Leorio: i need you to do this! We are running out of time!

Kurapika: No it’d be against my moral compass

Leorio: your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL

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Hisoka: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Gon and Killua, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Hisoka:

Hisoka: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is

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👑 Danny 👀👀👀 I don't think I've ever seen you draw ghost king danny and I think it would look SO cool in your style!

Love your art <3

Thank you!!! I'm also so sorry cause this went from "Oh boy I can draw Danny in a crown!" to "Release the eldritch curse upon the child"

👑 Danny 👀👀👀 I Don't Think I've Ever Seen You Draw Ghost King Danny And I Think It Would Look

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if leopika not canon then why

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Random collection of incorrect HxH quotes

Most of these were made with an incorrect quotes generator but I had tons of fun so enjoy lol

Leorio , setting down a card: Ace of spades

Kurapika, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Killua, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Gon, trembling: What are we playing???

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Leorio : *Gently taps table*

Kurapika: *Taps back*

Killua: What are they doing?

Gon: Morse code.

Leorio : *Aggressively taps table*

Kurapika: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO-

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Hisoka: I actually have a black belt.

Machi: In what, karate?

Hisoka: No, from Gucci.

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Hisoka: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Illumi: Isn't that just killing people?

Hisoka : Ah, technicality.

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Leorio: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Kurapika: Killed without hesitation.

Leorio: No.

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Gon, pointing: May I sit there?

Killua: That's my lap

Gon: That doesn't answer my question, Killua.

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hunter x hunter hxh killugon kurapika leopika killua hxh killua gon leorio gon hxh illumi hisoillu machi hxh leorio hxh hisoka hxh incorrect hxh quotes Kurapika hxh Illumi hxh Lemme know if u want more bc I had so much fun doing these hisomachi

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