𝖎 𝖉𝖔 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍. 𝖎 𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞

sorry boss i can't focus today....just thinking about vi and kissing her neck tattoo and biting her abs and pulling her hair while she --

Oooooh my god ohmygod 👀

1999 kurapika has so much gender

Pika offering you sweets in these trying times. 

[🗄️] BASTARDIZE MEN.

ʚ ɞ ignorant big brother let their sweet sister get ruined by bastardized men. ʚ ɞ

featuring. thoma, childe, kaeya, diluc, zhongli x fem! reader (separate)

content warnings. corruption kink, slight infantilisation, semi-rough sex, squirting, unintentional grinding, degradation/praising, overstim/edging, fingering, virginity loss, slight misogyny if you squint on diluc part, cunnilingus, mating press, virginity loss, naive! reader, dubcon/noncon, objectification (briefly), light impact play, masturbation, porn watching, coercion, innocent! reader, the word cunny, petnames (daddy, baby, doll), unhealthy behaviour, cervix-fucking, belly bulge, she/her pronouns.

❝modern au setting. dark drabbles. minors dni. 18+ only.❞

author note. was horny, did a thing, change the theme, just pure filth, non-dark consumer go away! dont like dont see >:( + ty ty for 1.5k followers, sending u my love rn <^^< i kinda love my new theme rn, it looks so neat! tumblr dont take this down pls i promise its not a hentai panel..

ALSO PROOFREAD BY MEI <^^/ @mariettamanon <333

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[you held me so down, so down i never grew, oh]

Kurapika is literally my favorite character to draw atm HNNN I love him sm

Also, I'm sorry for making such angsty art but it fits him so well

once again i am up at 1 am drawing kurapika, someone stop me XD

Someone: Wow, you’re so mature!

Kurapika, deadpan: Thanks, it’s the trauma

gon: fist me.

killua: I- what on earth?

gon: *holds out fist for a fist bump*

killua: right. that’s what you- right okay jesus goddamn christ.

Random collection of incorrect HxH Quotes part 2

I'm still in the hospital and I can't sleep, so take more of these~

Biscuit: While I’m gone, Gon , you’re in charge.

Gon: Yes!!!

Biscuit, whispering: Killua, you’re secretly in charge.

Killua: Obviously.

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Killua: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Killua and Gon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Leorio : Our turn, Kurapika! One, two, three- vanilla!

Kurapika, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Gon: I told Killua his ears flush when he lies.

Biscuit: Why?

Gon: Look.

Gon: Hey Killua ! Do you love me?

Killua , covering his ears: No.

Biscuit:

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Kurapika: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Leorio: I beg to differ

Kurapika: Then Beg

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Kurapika: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Leorio: You're like 15 years old

Kurapika: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

(and that's on emperor time)

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Machi: It’s dark in here

Hisoka: Don’t worry dear, I got this~♠️

Hisoka: *Stomps their feet*

Hisoka: *Skechers light up*

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Killua: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Gon: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Leorio?

Leorio: Probably “road work ahead”.

Kurapika: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Killua: What does 'take out' mean?

Gon: Food.

Kurapika : Dating

Hisoka: Murder~♦️

Leorio: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Hisoka: You kill people for money?~♠️

Illumi: I can explain.

Hisoka: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump.~❤️