May Have Just Created A Dnd God??? Then Forgot What They Were The God Of??? I Think I Wrote It

hes great. you agree. reblog.

*reads my own fic to figure out what the fuck I wrote* hehe nice

bench trio bodyguard au where everyone thinks that ranboo (tall, wearing a mask and glasses) is body guarding tubbo (short) and tommy (looks very weak)

in reality it’s tubbo (government made super soldier) and tommy (some kind of ninja) guarding ranboo (could trip over his own feet)

everyone thinks ranboo is the super dangerous one because he’s quiet and stands there ominously. in reality he’s just kinda awkward

multiple times tubbo or tommy get taken hostage and it goes along the lines of

kidnapper: i have your friend! put down the weapon!

ranboo: …

tubbo, poorly acting: oh no! i have been captured! what ever will i do!

Elves are cats and Dwarves are dogs.

That's why they hate each other

also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

Hey. Kid that I didn't even know existed? You don’t need to buy me chocolate for that. Seriously. It’s fine. It didn't even touch me. nooo. stop. Look it’s nice that you’re going to such lengths to make me feel better, but I don’t feel bad. Okay? Relax. You didn’t do anything. I didn't even know something had happened, until you came over to apologise for it. 

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You want him to date Vania's dad?!?!??

Im still thinkin abt the dream I had where Cole had a Necromancer boyfriend

the part I remember the best was when both of them were fighting and having a blast and just smiled at eachother really big???? it was so cute

@ anyone who writes any version of ninjago pls give Cole a necromancer bf it’s a rlly good idea I promise

Instant Karma