Part Of Me Wants C!kristen To Be A Super Cool Goddess Lady Who Knows Everything And Whatever But The

part of me wants c!kristen to be a super cool goddess lady who knows everything and whatever but the rest of me RLLY wants c!kristen to be an awkward sort of funny lady who is Very powerful but equally sweet. she is not very aware of how Living things work but she tries

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1 year ago

vote Jimmy

A photo of c!Jimmy Solidarity, versus a photo of Bojack Horseman.

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

C!JIMMY SOLIDARITY:

"he’s had to die first in all the life series. by chance, oddly enough. but just imagine how sad that is. you’re always the first one to die. you can’t live out a happy long life with your teammates, you don’t get to feel the adrenaline that everyone is saying they feel when they kill somebody and knock them out of the game. and he always listens."
"He is cursed to die first The gods hate him and his malewife tendencies"
"Cursed by the narrative, dies first every time in the hunger games, pathetic wet cat of a man. Fandom assigned canary in the coal mine"
"he dies first every time like a pathetic cat. every single time he's like "oh i wont be out first" and then he is. he's either mourned or mocked, depending on how well he got along with his allies. Always the butt of the joke. He typically indirectly causes the downfall of his allies, and is specifically hated by god-like beings running the games he's forced into. They ensure that he dies first, referred to as the Canary Curse- since, once he stops singing (dies), the game goes downhill and the gateway is opened for everyone else to die their final deaths. A canary, always trapped in different walls, never able to escape and never able to survive. Always bringing someone down with him. also hes weirdly fruity like wtf bro"
"silly canary in the coal mine silly little guy cmon hes just a little guy"
"look i don't watch jimmy but this bitch so tragic the fandom literally made him a canary (harbinger of doom) just because he always dies first."
"Doomed by the narrative pathetic wet bag. (evo) First, hated by god-like beings called the watchers- (trafficlife smp) he was then struck with the Canary Curse, wherein he dies first - when he stops singing - and opens the floodgates for every other final death. In the first season, he accidentally got married, and died tragically- leaving his husband to mourn him during a war. In the second season, he was killed by his former allies, though in all fairness as he was trying to kill them. (he was pathetic all throughout the second season be real) In the third season, he died rather tragically- bringing his soulmate down with him in an all-too avoidable death. In the fourth season, he died unexpectedly- with everyone around him trying to keep him alive, all he had to do was get a kill to maybe grasp at more time. Instead, he fell- all the way down, nothing to save him- while his closest allies watched him. Worth noting how many of his deaths, in every series, are accounted towards falling- a Canary who cannot fly, has wings yet cannot save himself while falling to his demise, leaving mourning and death. (empires s1) And now, he is a little cod- with a long-lost sister and a potential courtship. Remembering, reuniting, proposal- the happier parts. War, death, destruction- of course it comes next. An explosion, an apocalypse, a rapture- his partner is dead, his sister has forgotten, his empire destroyed- and off the little cod goes, leaving behind all that was taken from him. (emp s2) And now he's a Sheriff, corrupt and cocky- a god turns him into a toy and now he is mocked. And also flirted with a lot. He finds his old sheriff, and as everyone finds their ending- he cannot stay in his beloved town, as it has been taken over by Fae. Having to leave, once again- traveling somewhere unknown, the happiest end for him and all- is one with him dethroned."
"The Canary Curse, every season he dies first, over and over again an endless loop of being the first to go"

BOJACK HORSEMAN:

"He’s the fault of his own problems so like if he doesn’t count he doesn’t count but he actively makes his life worse and worse despite wishing he were a better person"

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1 year ago

I've been seeing the drama about how the ninjago fandom thinks that Wu is abusive for raising "child soldiers" and all. But to me, personally, I've always seen it as, like, the equivalent of my 9yo brother going to kickboxing class? Wu didn't shove elemental powers onto them immediatley, he just trained them in general martial arts and probably lots of mental training as well. It wasn't until they were in their teens, probably about 15-16, when he actually revealed about their elemental powers and their fate to fight Garmadon/the green ninja. Some people may look at this as child soldiers, but keep in mind that in Nazi Germany/The Netherlands kids THAT AGE were fighting and killing Nazi soldiers. In the end, it was their choice to stay and fight, just like with the ninja. Besides, Wu was--for the most part--there right beside them until they started to get older. This is talked about in Season 13!

I've Been Seeing The Drama About How The Ninjago Fandom Thinks That Wu Is Abusive For Raising "child
I've Been Seeing The Drama About How The Ninjago Fandom Thinks That Wu Is Abusive For Raising "child

He cares about them like a father would. He knew most of their parents really well and was probably a designated godfather for all of them! He would only do what he thought was best for them, and would not force them into anything. If they wanted to leave, they could leave.

I feel like what they were meant to do was something that they needed to be trained for since they were kids anyways. As many people talked about, elemental powers are apart of them, not just weapon. He probably had to train each ninja differently so that the adjustments to their powers would not hurt them. Without as much training, we don't know what the powers would have done to them, or if they would have been able to reach their true potential.

Is Wu a perfect person? No. But I think he loves his kids like a father and would do absolutely anything for them. They trust him. So I trust him. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

4 years ago
It's Spooktober

It's spooktober


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1 year ago

Also if you consider that the Dino monster aged by either a couple thousand or million years. well.

Personal hc is that the tomorrow´s tea incident was actually necesary to give lloyd a power boost in time for the "final battle", also that he´d have aged slower otherwise (due to semi long lifespan), so this was always the only way for things to go and come out on top (also why no one ever tried to revert it).


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1 year ago

umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged believes in nuance and grey areas so i'd delete that if i were you

9 months ago

my blog’s theme is me. a compilation of every single thing i love. every interest. every musing. and everything in between.

4 years ago
For Those Who Can't Tell, I Based Luka's Clothes Off Of Jet, For This Crime I Had To Draw Him Twice.
For Those Who Can't Tell, I Based Luka's Clothes Off Of Jet, For This Crime I Had To Draw Him Twice.

For those who can't tell, I based Luka's clothes off of Jet, for this crime I had to draw him twice.

The band is now called Pigmy Puma Section

Marinette | Alya | Nino | Adrien | Kagami | Julerose


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3 years ago

They would share custody...

Beeduo Angst?!

This is a thousand years later and it'S based on that one poll were chat said Ranboo would be the one with Michael if they were to divorce :v

Anyways! Hope you like it!

Beeduo Angst?!
Beeduo Angst?!
Beeduo Angst?!
10 months ago

While you make some great points I think you're overlooking some aspects of his character - I don't think either of these voice lines are a part of his facade, and are in fact both a result of it being broken.

X indeed likes to be, or be perceived to be, in control of a situation. You explained this really well and made some points that I didn't even think of before, so I won't touch on this.

X likes to project an image of a goofball, a silly fella, little guy. Someone who is aloof and careless. We can see this in his placing of newspaper clippings in a prominent places of his cabinet in his second story (Something for nothing 40%) - the second headline where he is called a "Foolish Genius" is placed just as prominently as the previous one praising him.

Neither of these responses to being hurt allow him to retain this image very effectively.

I think that he's surprised by being hurt and that breaks through his mask. The second voiceline is indeed probably a more controlled, less vulnerable response, but that doesn't mean it isn't also genuine.

We know that X is very calculating. He's a genius and likes to plan around situations, manipulating chance and other variables in his favour. In Laplace/the suitcase this means inventing new things (and getting praised for it), testing his machines on/with people, being helpful and having mischief/adventures with his friends.

We also know that he can also have pretty violent tendencies and that he killed someone whilst at the orphanage (presumably an abusive caretaker).

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From the interview with UTTU in his story: Life Is Filled with Surprises (80% bond)

Pandora Wilson: Please introduce this exquisite mechanical ball you're holding.

X: It's just a toy I made for fun. Instead, I'd like to introduce this Auto-Seduction Lipstick I've just invented. Have a look! Is there anyone in the world better suited to test this out?

Pandora Wilson: That's alright. What an impressive invention.

Pandora Wilson: Let's talk about something else. There was an accident at an orphanage a few years ago and I heard you were present.

X: Oh? If you want to discuss topics that have nothing to do with the interview, you have to test this Bubble Gum Spraying Alarm Clock in exchange, okay?

Pandora Wilson: The deceased appeared to have been killed by a loose shingle from the roof. The angle, wind speed and power it had was incredibly precise.

X: Oh, such is life. It's filled with coincidences and accidents.

X: Don't be sad. Now, let's try this Mini Priest Bouncer and pray for him, shall we?

Pandora Wilson: Please excuse me.

X: ~♪~

Pandora Wilson: Ouch! Don't pull me!

X: ~♪~

Pandora Wilson: ...♪

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He refers to any casualties in battle as an accident in voicelines and claims that there are no such thing in others.

He's also been stated to be a hitman by a Twitter post from the developers, but whether this is outright stating that he worked as an assassin or just a translation issue or metaphor, I don't know (It is also in several places of the wiki, but I'm not too sure on the sources for these).

His Green Lake garment described him as being the perfect killer and that all the cases go unsolved (though how cannon this and the other garments are I'm not sure, so take it with a pinch of salt).

Fortunately this is supported by his Portray/Artifice description: Sometimes, he has to shed some blood for the sake of others. Fortunately, he has machines to do that for him.

He doesn't want people to know about this violent part of himself.

I also think his use of the seduction lipstick is very interesting as it's his response to Pandora's persistence in her line of questioning when redirection fails. (Also did he just grab her and kiss her??)

Anyway I think the idea of identity, morality and choice are very central to X's character - can any actions be considered fake if you are still choosing to act in that way?

From an item description for the Green Lake garment:

A broken white mask that likely came from a corner store having a Halloween sale. The respondent raised a question with a smile: "Does the mask need the face that wears it, or does the face need the meaning the mask gives it?"

Very very disorganized X thoughts

Based on mostly voicelines

His incoming lines make me think a lot, honestly

Very Very Disorganized X Thoughts
Very Very Disorganized X Thoughts

X is a liar, as it's stated several times in-game. He hides in his Goldberg machines and creates his own reality for fun, and quite possibly to feel safe from the external world. All of his confidence shows in times where he knows he has the full control of the situation ("Haha... I got you! I won't let you go, unless you agree to join my experiment!"). He likes to push people into his own world, but he's also dependent on them; he needs people to show them his machines, no matter how much he tries to satisfy his own desires with his creations, if there's nobody to test them on or show them to, what's the point?

"Try my new inventions... Ah! I had never prepared for a plan B in your absence..."

"Can I borrow you tonight? I really need your help for my new machine... please?"

"It's so nice to meet you! I've been waiting for so long!"

So, despite the confident and self sufficient facade he likes to put on, X is constantly referencing and asking for the attention of those around him ("Please live up to my expectations, colleagues!" "Ah, I seem to have grown a bit taller recently. Can you tell?"). If he ever takes an "imposing" role, it's when he's 100% sure he has enough power to enforce it, and he does want to have that power and confidence permanently and don't depend on other people and the external world anymore ("The day I've waited for has finally come. Welcome to my world."; Bottom of Insight line).

He reaffirms everyone likes him although of his eyes, something that caused a lot of rejection from people his age ("My eyes.. a little scary, aren't they? Kids new to the orphanage were a little afraid of them, but in the end everyone likes me."), and possibly the adults in charge of them themselves. He's dealt with a lot of rejection and mistreatment since he was a kid, and he looks for validation constantly, hiding under fake confidence and acting rebellious and chaotic on purpose to reaffirm said facade. He references his orphanage quite often in his voicelines, only when he's talking to Vertin, a friend he presumably can trust.

Going back to his Incoming voicelines, the first one really sticks out. They're both completely different reactions to the same threat, and one if them is most likely an act. My point is: considering X's facade mostly consists on appearing capable of anything, in control and smarter and more powerful than other people I don't know why he'd pretend to be scared.

Given how he talks about the orphanage, being a place where kids weren't even fed enough, didn't have winter clothes, weren't even allowed to exit the building, how much he liked to cause trouble, even trying to scape once, and how orphanages were in that period of time, it's highly possible kids faced physical violence from the adults in charge of them. Imo, the first line is genuine. He's recognized a threat, he knows he lacks enough power to face it, and he's scared of getting hurt. The second one is just another attempt at looking like he's in control of the situation. As I've said before, these lines are specially interesting to me because he is in battle, where he isn't in perfect control of everything, that's not his world completely and he can't drag people into it like he does at Laplace, so it makes perfect sense that he drops the facade for a moment facing a real threat.

Maybe this was all really obvious but whatever. I like him a lot


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2 years ago

Some rando: This character should not have the chance to become a better person

Me: Why

Same person: Because they are a bad person!

Me: But what if that character was allowed to become a better person so that they are no longer a bad person?

Same person: You’re an abuse apologist

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