They Would Share Custody...

dreamXD !!

we really need to push this like we did with mineblr so.

PLEASE if you are writing about an smp on ao3 JUST use the smp tag, not the minecraft tag. right now its literally fucking impossible to use the minecraft tag to find fics about the actual fucking game and there are people who are very frustrated about that

we only see three colours the rest are made up by our brains

our eyes feel like windows to the outside world, and we think we see the physical world as it is. but we can only see 0.0035% of the electromagnetic spectrum, so basically we see nothing but hallucinations and we are trapped inside our brain.

*British gasp*

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...

my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone

me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right

everyone please read "tommyinnit's guide to being a (highly successful) wingman" by teacupi on a03

It is a very good fic and I just read it all in a week, it's very funny and so so worth it

bench trio bodyguard au where everyone thinks that ranboo (tall, wearing a mask and glasses) is body guarding tubbo (short) and tommy (looks very weak)

in reality it’s tubbo (government made super soldier) and tommy (some kind of ninja) guarding ranboo (could trip over his own feet)

everyone thinks ranboo is the super dangerous one because he’s quiet and stands there ominously. in reality he’s just kinda awkward

multiple times tubbo or tommy get taken hostage and it goes along the lines of

kidnapper: i have your friend! put down the weapon!

ranboo: …

tubbo, poorly acting: oh no! i have been captured! what ever will i do!