Ex2ess - They Won't Make It Home But They Really Don't Care

Drinking sugar free Sprite is proven to be better for you and even more horrendous than drinking McDonald's Sprite

Posts that are like I hate the wet world I don’t want to get in the shower it’s too hard to get in the shower, couldn’t be me. I always want to be in the shower. I’m so excited to go to the wet world. Sometimes I’ll be like I want to have a shower and then remember I had a shower two hours ago and I am stricken with The Sadness. I would stand in there forever if I could. I would use all the water in the world to be infinitely warm and wet. I’ll take your showers for you. I don’t even care about the water pressure I just need to be eternally dripped on

IT'S BACK

i have such good news y’all i’m buzzing with excitement

IT GOT STUCK AGAIN

have you been to a buc-ee's

Nope!

“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”

"Some kid is nothing to worry about" yassen says, with severe worry written all over his face. Smooth. Truly.

Pride Month is over it's time to return to my little hole under the bridge with the little orange troll from Dora and Mariah Carey

i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on