(so Do I)

LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

Just accidentally assumed I'm going to heaven while also being a gay person who mocks the very thought of God.

I'm literally having a mid life crisis. This is the middle of my life. I'm halfway there, make your mother fucking preparations, God, cause I'm comin up.

the alex rider series asks hard questions like "what if we put a reckless 14 year old in situations so stressful the average adult wouldn't be able to handle them" and ignores several others like "what is the actual timeline"

jason graces arms should be as defined as his legs because he runs on all fours like a wolf send tweet

Somebody asked me the other day about the books on my Wattpad account that I took down a few years ago and I've been thinking about that a lot

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

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Penelope Scott is releasing dead girls sometime this summer and I’m not gonna know how to act

Your reblogs are how I know you're still alive

say something funny

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge