Your Reblogs Are How I Know You're Still Alive

"Some kid is nothing to worry about" yassen says, with severe worry written all over his face. Smooth. Truly.

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

*Whorian Gay

fixed it :))

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

fixed it :)

rb if you are about to lose your shit, have already lost your shit, or support people who lose their shit

*STANDING ON A TABLE WITH A MEGAPHONE ENERGY* MY DEAR FRIENDS, comrades in arms, those of us still out here in the year of our lord 2024, I make great apologies. I am late to you with this. HOWEVER this does not diminish the aggression or pressure from this EXTREMELY FRIENDLY REMINDER that Alex Rider, still 14 I guess although questionable, has never handled a gun but once went to space, thrown into situations he is not qualified for and treats them with the contempt they deserve, yacht destroyer, is out here every day hating British institutions and protesting injustice in government and showcasing that sometimes you just need to blow up a billionaire.

It’s 2024, and I know that for some of us the turning of the year is getting increasingly bleak - we have war, conflict, genocide, climate change, the roll back of basic human rights….but I want us all to go into 2024 with the energy of Alex Rider: yes it’s OK to be down about the circumstances not of your agency that you find yourself in, but there’s always a fucking way to blow up a yacht. Stay safe out there.

the soggiest saddest little sons of hades get put in the time out jar to have character development

hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

That was the funniest thing ever, istg

reblog if you think they should put the boat back

I'm struggling with the fact that I was defending Andrew Garfield in Amazing Spiderman when I was but a small child and now everybody wants to act like they were there from the beginning.

Yes I'm happy he's getting his day now.

Yes I will also gatekeep this until I die.