That Was The Funniest Thing Ever, Istg

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

Mentally I'm a little pink peg person in the Game of Life with my little pink peg person wife sitting next to me.

🐀🐁

*insert rat text emoticon thing bc i couldnt find it on google*

Crying because we're doing Clue: On Stage and I'm tech head

Alex Rider season 2 would be 600% improved if Alex was able to look into the camera like he’s on the office

Omg guys I finally won tumblr

(so do i)

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

Trick or Treat! :)

Or :)

Some people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 have even gone to the hospital 🚑, claiming 🙋 that they encountered🚶 Silly 😜 Bones 🦴while fishing 🎣. Don't let his funny name fool you 🙅, this creature has an appetite 🦛 for punching 👊 people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑.