Even If They're Not Funny, It's Okay. We're All Liars Eventually

(Instead I'm just gay)

I wish I had a supreme sky daddy that I could blame my problems on :(

Omg guys I finally won tumblr

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

Dorian Gray is a whore confirmed

just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

Why are people acting like Gregory is evil for wanting to kill the literal murder robots?? Like, you can simp for Monty all you want, but don't come for my boy just because he killed the giant alligator animatronic that was trying to kill him??

i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on