Me Every Time I See U @leodog896

LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

that ugly ass puppet from saw is a whore!

jason graces arms should be as defined as his legs because he runs on all fours like a wolf send tweet

Some people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 have even gone to the hospital 🚑, claiming 🙋 that they encountered🚶 Silly 😜 Bones 🦴while fishing 🎣. Don't let his funny name fool you 🙅, this creature has an appetite 🦛 for punching 👊 people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑.

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations

You’re laughing. Venom 2 got R-rating in Hungary because it has homosexual propaganda and you’re laughing.

I've decided I'm a muppet, not a man

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on

IT'S BACK

i have such good news y’all i’m buzzing with excitement

IT GOT STUCK AGAIN