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if you could change tim drakes backstory/design/role in the batfam in any way how would you do it

Ooh, okay. So like. First off, keep his dad and stepmom around longer. I liked how his background was actually unique for a batkid, having a fairly stable home life. Have him basically declare Bruce an honorary second parent, and have the Wayne family consider him one of their own still, but he’s still got his dad and stepmom. I’d also focus more on him being a detective, rather than just an all around genius. Let Harper be the techie, while Tim is the mystery solving one. Additionally, fucking nail down an actual hair style/type for him. It changes from artist to artist constantly and that bugs me. And instead of retreading his relationship with Steph all the time, maybe pair him with either Kon or Tam?

YESSSS

Sakura gripping sasuke’s shoulders so hard they creak before he enters the courtroom: do you have your flashcards. Do you remember your lines. Do we need to go over basic respect again. Are you sure I can’t just transform into you and make your case myself

Sasuke: isn’t that illegal

Sakura: oh so now you suddenly care about the law?

Sasuke:

Sakura: ..yes it is but that law was made when the Uchiha ran the police and could tell with their sharringan. Not like anyone’s gonna do that NOW.

Sasuke: hm. Funny that.

Sakura: shut UP we clear your name first and THEN we can actually do things that matter.

Sasuke: so my potential execution suddenly doesn’t matter?

Sakura: DO YOU HAVE YOUR FLASHCARDS OR NOT

Sasuke: GOD fuck fine YES I have them now get out of the way or I’ll be late. Is that what you want you want me to be late I can’t WIN with your crazy ass

(Three minutes later, Sasuke on the stand)

Kakashi, loopy on painkillers I’m preparation for the obvious oncoming migraine: ….and how do you plead?

Sasuke, setting his note cards on fire and turning on his sharringan: guilty on all charges, obviously. The real question is how YOU, as the citizens of konoha complicit in atrocities and wars and countless horrors in your name, plead

The jury: 👁👄👁

The courtroom: 👁👄👁

Sakura: *foaming at the mouth and being physically restrained by Tenzo*

Naruto:

The konoha 12: thats what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking war criminal

Naruto: 😭🥰😨😍😰😘😱

Kakashi, very relieved he’s a dictator: well then I’ve heard enough. You’re free to go =/

The entirety of Naruto is just like when historians say "they were really good friends" but we all know everyone gay

Prove me wrong! 🤣

the kurapika vs sasuke war of july 2021