In Case Anyone Is Having A Bad Night:

Crane Wives songs will be like *folk guitar intro* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. I am a wolf in the river. I am worried that I'm too volatile to ever be in a stable relationship. *guitar interlude with some percussion now* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. There is ash in my hair. I am so tired all the time. I think I'm a bad person.

Me (unknowing): What is this popcorn scene that everyone is talking about? What could be so emotional about popcorn?

Me (knowing): *cries*

August really slipped away into a moment in time huh

*wipes down kitchen table once* wow i really do everything around here don't i

Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt. 3

No particular spoilers this time, just vibes \(^-^)/

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Rosalind: You look mentally ill.

Celia: I am. Let’s go.

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Rosalind: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Silas: Throw rocks at he.

Alisa: Hot Dogs.

Celia: Kill him.

Rosalind: Thanks guys.

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Benedikt , opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Roma: We need a distraction.

Phoebe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Alisa, whispering: My time has come.

...which version of rory gilmore are we talking. Like end of season 7 or ayitl.

Wait this is funny

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period