existentialism-and-chocolate

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

there are times in life where a girls just gotta watch a ghibli film

Hey guys!! So I am breaking my several-months-long accidental abandonment of this blog to give my thoughts on Arcane Season 2

Here is The Thoughts:

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Thank you for your time

Episode 3 spoilers

SHE'S OKAY RAMAH'S OKAY SHE WILL BE BACK SHE WILL BE ONE OF THE BELIEVERS THAT RISE FROM THE DEAD SHE'LL BE FINE THEY WILL HAVE THEIR WEDDING THE SUN DIAL WILL BE IN THEIR HOME SHE'LL BE OKAY SH

Awoke from the dead just to ask what on earth just happened in this chapter 🥰

So what I've gathered is that Fyodor is a skinwalker.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

the brownie vibes are strong with this one!!

No pressure tags: @literallyheretorotaway @selfconstructiontheblog @thatpersonwithbooks and anybody else :))

it’s been too long that I’ve wanted to start a tag game. here you go !!

tell me what you think prev’s blog tastes like and why. it can be based off theme, vibes, or what they post!!

(also feel free to tag me as many times as you want I want to answer this too!!)

@batshikns @breadsnorter @boeedie @rheeeeeeeesiees @kaiserkisser @rivermist606 @collidew1thesky @kiw-ee @creatorbiaze + open tags, I’m forgetfullll

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

Happy 8th birthday to stardew valley btw!!

Convenience stores imply the existence of lesser known inconvenience stores

Tumblr Code.

and it's called the tortured poets department like what??? that album is already MINE. THIS ALBUM IS FOR THE GIRLS WHO WRITE SHITTY POETRY LATE AT NIGHT TO GET THROUGH THE DAY. this was made FOR US

92% of people who read this are in a state of denial the likes of which I thought unreachable.

I can't I can't I can't I can't

...which version of rory gilmore are we talking. Like end of season 7 or ayitl.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

Hey y’all if hypothetically I have been writing a book would you guys hypothetically want to hear about it?

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

thanks for tagging me!!

Last song: Holy mother by Starbenders

Favorite color: red

Last movie/tv show: gilmore girls

Sweet, sour or savory: savory

Relationship Status: single

Last thing I googled: H&M

Current obsession: gilmore girls

No pressure tags: @no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist @literallyheretorotaway @romajuliettemai

people i'd like to get to know better tag game

and this is the original post (it got kinda long so im starting a new post ig)

thank you @alistairtalkstomuch for the tag

Last Song: Autumnal Anthology by Pkch

Favourite Colour: it changes a lot but right now maybe dark green?

Last Movie/TV show: Call me by your name

Sweet Sour or Savoury: savoury i think

Relationship Status: single

Last thing I googled: uhh it was either google translate or how to spell conveniently

Current obsessions: Hozier(hes always my obsession tho) and maybe pjo? idk im not really that obsessed about anything atm

no pressure tags @moonlightt444 @lonelycatsblog @delicatemoonishlyfrogx @def-not-kaz-brekker @sunbeammmm @scatteredraysofhope @kirireyn @evermorecatra @is-this--all-there-is @mystickiwi486529 @13callisto @maxhastingsno1hater @typingwithmyhandstied @bookreadingpsycopath

No more feminine rage. From now on feminine peace.

Enemies to lovers is cool until you have an enemy and you're definitely not becoming lovers in any forseeable future