So What I've Gathered Is That Fyodor Is A Skinwalker.

quick what is everyone doing right now

adding prekjučer to the language salad

they should have a word called Presterday which means the day before yesterday .

i don’t think that a movie needs to be good in order for it to be good

whenever someone is like "[X] is so good but you can't just recommend it casually bc it has every trigger warning under the sun" that in itself is a recommendation. all the truly good shit needs a minimum of 5 disclaimers or it can't possibly reach the level of visceral catharsis necessary to be classified as a masterpiece. the funnier variant of this is when you come across a callout post for a piece of media that ends up reading like a recommendation instead

So chuuya consciously made that yeehaw sound huh

What books have you done this to?

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Last song: Holy mother by Starbenders

Favorite color: red

Last movie/tv show: gilmore girls

Sweet, sour or savory: savory

Relationship Status: single

Last thing I googled: H&M

Current obsession: gilmore girls

No pressure tags: @no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist @literallyheretorotaway @romajuliettemai

people i'd like to get to know better tag game

and this is the original post (it got kinda long so im starting a new post ig)

thank you @alistairtalkstomuch for the tag

Last Song: Autumnal Anthology by Pkch

Favourite Colour: it changes a lot but right now maybe dark green?

Last Movie/TV show: Call me by your name

Sweet Sour or Savoury: savoury i think

Relationship Status: single

Last thing I googled: uhh it was either google translate or how to spell conveniently

Current obsessions: Hozier(hes always my obsession tho) and maybe pjo? idk im not really that obsessed about anything atm

no pressure tags @moonlightt444 @lonelycatsblog @delicatemoonishlyfrogx @def-not-kaz-brekker @sunbeammmm @scatteredraysofhope @kirireyn @evermorecatra @is-this--all-there-is @mystickiwi486529 @13callisto @maxhastingsno1hater @typingwithmyhandstied @bookreadingpsycopath

Some more Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes! (Some of these take place in a past timeline)

Katherina: Who the fuck broke the toaster? Phoebe: It was Marshall. Alisa: It was Marshall. Benedikt: Marshall broke it. Marshall: Marshall: ...yOU PROMISED-

Katherina: Mom, can I please borrow five dollars? Juliette: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back at some point? Katherina: Of course. Katherina: Not directly, but with my love. Juliette: So that’s a no.

Orion: Hey, Rosalind, do you have feelings for me? Rosalind: Yeah, anger.

Alisa, about Oliver: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier. Rosalind: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

Bendikt: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Marshall: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Benedikt: That one. I want that one.

Silas: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

Rosalind: I lost Phoebe. Alisa: How did you LOSE Phoebe?! Rosalind: To be fair, she is very small.

Phoebe: How are you today? Silas: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Juliette: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds. Katherina: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? Juliette: NO-

Silas: Why can’t we all just get along? 

Orion: Because most of us are assholes, Silas.

Rosalind: I hate you. Orion: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

Silas: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Phoebe: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Silas: How so? Phoebe: It makes holes.

Marshall: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* Marshall: Oh, look! A butterfly!

Alisa: *on the phone with Celia* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit. Celia: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you. Alisa: Maybe.

Rosalind: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Orion: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? Rosalind, now interested: Lets say imaginary. Orion: Spiders wearing flip flops.

Roma & Juliette: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Orion, excitedly: Heeyy!! Silas: Hey, someone's excited. Oliver, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

Katherina, who is planning to sneak out with Alisa: We need to distract these guys. Alisa: Leave it to me. Alisa: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Roma & Juliette: immediately begin arguing

FHH SPOILERS BELOW

Celia, to Oliver: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Silas: No, it was my fault actually. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Orion, no memories: Can I ask a dumb question? 

Rosalind, exhausted : Better than anyone I know.

hey bones what the actual

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