I Don’t Think That A Movie Needs To Be Good In Order For It To Be Good

Phoebe: What time is it? Orion: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Orion: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Oliver: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Orion: It’s 2 am

Reblog to drop kick Colleen Hoover

I imagine children walking up to akutagawa on the street asking in fascination if he's dressing up as a vampire

nothing is funnier to me than the fashion in bsd, u walk down the street and see 3 men in business suits, ranpo in full detective gear, akutagawa, the americans in 1800s southern bell gowns, and fucking ron from down the street in joggers and an adidas cap

the absolutely sisyphean hellscape of cleaning my room.

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

I was literally about to go to bed why must she do such a thing to me

i had to step away bc seriously what was this @chloegong

Did anyone else notice Bram calling Aya "girl" before he told her to run? The word he used for "girl" is "musume" which according to my severely limited knowledge of Japanese means daughter.

Alisa: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different haircare products

Alisa: *sprays hairspray into her mouth*

Alisa: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

I need to hug Rosalind so bad