Did Anyone Else Notice Bram Calling Aya "girl" Before He Told Her To Run? The Word He Used For "girl"

So i was fooling around with an incorrect quotes generator and got s-tier comedy

Some ever so slight spoilers under the cut (if you haven't read that far into secret shanghai)

Phoebe: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Silas: ...

Phoebe: Oh, right. The lying.

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Oliver: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Orion: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Alisa: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Orion: They do.

Roma: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Juliette: What’s up? I’m back.

Rosalind: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right

Hey are you ever just chilling and then The Crushing Weight Of Reality And The Identities Of You And The People Around You come crashing at you all at once and you are confronted with the fact that this is Real™️

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

My bluetooth headphones be like "disconnected" my brother in christ you're still playing music

adding prekjučer to the language salad

they should have a word called Presterday which means the day before yesterday .

Sorry for being resigned to my fate and being doomed by the narrative, it will happen again

Convenience stores imply the existence of lesser known inconvenience stores

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao