So I Was Fooling Around With An Incorrect Quotes Generator And Got S-tier Comedy

So i was fooling around with an incorrect quotes generator and got s-tier comedy

Some ever so slight spoilers under the cut (if you haven't read that far into secret shanghai)

Phoebe: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Silas: ...

Phoebe: Oh, right. The lying.

~

Oliver: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Orion: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

~

Alisa: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Orion: They do.

Roma: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

~

Juliette: What’s up? I’m back.

Rosalind: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

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Did anyone else notice Bram calling Aya "girl" before he told her to run? The word he used for "girl" is "musume" which according to my severely limited knowledge of Japanese means daughter.


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I don't like to imagine season 7 to have a tragic end, BUT an idea came to me; what if, at the finale, it shows all the apostles going out into the world to preach, it all seems happy and hunky dory, but at the VERY VERY end (an end that some people might miss) it shows how the apostles died.


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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

Wait is it called a ship because it's short for relationship.

So like

When you say "i ship it"

Are you saying

"I (relation)ship it"

?


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Hey guys!! So I am breaking my several-months-long accidental abandonment of this blog to give my thoughts on Arcane Season 2

Here is The Thoughts:

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Thank you for your time


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Back from vacation, that being said, what is this layout

Haven't been on desktop tumblr since I'm on vacation but based on screenshots WHAT IS THAT LAYOUT

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