Wait Is It Called A Ship Because It's Short For Relationship.

NEED a kind of coffee that won't turn my bladder into a pressure washer every 2 hours

writing makes me so happy. i am so bad at it and such an unexperienced amateur but it makes me so happy.

I was messing around with a random incorrect quote generator and decided to use the secret Shanghai characters and here were a few I found could be pretty accurate… (this is not my original idea, I saw someone else do this and tried it out cause I was bored!) (part #1)

How hard is it to use kilograms instead of FUCKING SNAKES WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA

TIL the first hard drive that could store 1 GB was made in 1980 by IBM and weighed the same as an average adult anaconda. It cost $40,000.

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quick what is everyone doing right now

adding prekjučer to the language salad

they should have a word called Presterday which means the day before yesterday .

there are times in life where a girls just gotta watch a ghibli film

I was literally about to go to bed why must she do such a thing to me

i had to step away bc seriously what was this @chloegong

Enemies to lovers is cool until you have an enemy and you're definitely not becoming lovers in any forseeable future

Happy birthday Chloe, hope your characters become self aware and throw you a party <3 /j