ATTENTION TUMBLR

Juliette gets a Juliette has a gun perfume for christmas

I need to hug Rosalind so bad

So i was fooling around with an incorrect quotes generator and got s-tier comedy

Some ever so slight spoilers under the cut (if you haven't read that far into secret shanghai)

Phoebe: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Silas: ...

Phoebe: Oh, right. The lying.

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Oliver: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Orion: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Alisa: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Orion: They do.

Roma: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Juliette: What’s up? I’m back.

Rosalind: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

ID in alt

Fhh spoilers

You LIE to Silas? You play Silas like cheap kazoo??? oh! oh! Jail for Phoebe. Jail for One Thousand Years!!!!!!!

Hey are you ever just chilling and then The Crushing Weight Of Reality And The Identities Of You And The People Around You come crashing at you all at once and you are confronted with the fact that this is Real™️

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

What a year this week has been.

HOW OLD IS FYODOR. Untold origins is set 12 YEARS BEFORE THE CURRENT TL. And yet Fyodor looks not a day younger. Is he some alien entity or just russian? I need answers rn.