What A Year This Week Has Been.

How is it that I planned my own social event and now don't want to go to it

Put your height in the tags

as a professionally annoyed person I confirm I grow into an eldritch monstrosity and vomit rays of lava when I want someone to leave me alone.

page 51 of “Heroes of the dawn” (1914)

Hey are you ever just chilling and then The Crushing Weight Of Reality And The Identities Of You And The People Around You come crashing at you all at once and you are confronted with the fact that this is Real™️

Did anyone else notice Bram calling Aya "girl" before he told her to run? The word he used for "girl" is "musume" which according to my severely limited knowledge of Japanese means daughter.

What books have you done this to?

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wait lets use that spotify stats page i want to know what everyone’s long term most listened to artist and track are! mine are the cure + “the river the woods” by astronautalis

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

This gives me the exact same vibes as that moment in BBC's Sherlock where John asks Sherlock, "did you really not know that the earth goes around the sun?"

“Yeah, the human body is like… 70% water. Did… Did you not know that…?”