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No more experiences that make me grow as a person. I would just like to rot in bed now

August really slipped away into a moment in time huh

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

Treasure has been acquired, unfortunately I have School™️ and another book I desperately need to finish. My (spoiler free) opinions will arrive in 4-7 business days.

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

It’s time.

Secret shanghai incorrect quotes part I lost track

(Sorry for not posting one of these in a while, exams are kicking my ass rn and consequently I might just implode)

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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

Oliver : You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

Celia: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.

Silas: What about Roma? Nobody ever suspects Roma!

Roma: Well what about Phoebe? They have a gun!

Phoebe: Oliver has a knife.

Oliver : Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Silas in the arm*

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Phoebe: Rosalind, I screwed up, big time. Rosalind: Phoebe, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Celia: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.

Juliette: Yup.

Roma: Maybe the generator is watching us.

Celia: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?

Celia: ... Celia: Wait—

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Roma: I will not let you down.

Juliette: Sounds fun.

Oliver : K.

Orion: No, I'm fucking not.

Phoebe: Do I have to be?

Celia: Please god, I am so tired.

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Orion: Phoebe is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Juliette: Boys?

Phoebe: Homicide.

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Rosalind: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?

Orion: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Rosalind: Wait... you eat shaving cream?

Orion: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

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Marshall: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Orion: Well then whose is it?

Marshall, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

Wait this is funny

swifties can please you reblog this and add in the tags a song not by taylor that really really hits you deep? thank you 💙

there are times in life where a girls just gotta watch a ghibli film