Existentialism-and-chocolate - Eat The Rich 🌠

No because it would be so stupid funny if this whole plot that has been going on for literal years with a massive fanbase would end as a self-insert fanfic.

At the series finale of Bungo Stray Dogs, we’re gonna find out that the real big bad villain is the author of the series itself, 

lost two years of your life cause of covid - then got hit with inflation right after. we're down tremendously

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

My bluetooth headphones be like "disconnected" my brother in christ you're still playing music

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

whenever you feel like the ugliest girl on earth just wash your hair

Awoke from the dead just to ask what on earth just happened in this chapter 🥰

Crane Wives songs will be like *folk guitar intro* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. I am a wolf in the river. I am worried that I'm too volatile to ever be in a stable relationship. *guitar interlude with some percussion now* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. There is ash in my hair. I am so tired all the time. I think I'm a bad person.

Guys 2014 is in two months

I am not to be held accountable for the dietary choices I make during my period.