Guys 2014 Is In Two Months

One lesson I learned the hard way was to annotate books in pencil. Now when there's a book I plan to get rid of I have to spend 30 minutes with a white out roller hunched over the book erasing my dumb commentary.

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

If the first verse of Spiracle by Flower Face isn't Orion to Rosalind or Silas to Phoebe or Juliette to Roma idk what is

Just

I want the parts of you you only show to the corner of your bathroom mirror/I want the parts of your hand-grenade heart that beat slowly with anger and fear

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

So my birthday cake looks like an abomination

*calling God*: yeah hello there. Yeah so I saw a mosquito today. Yeah it's November. Yeah in the northern hemisphere. Please explain.

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

In honor of Juliette Cai's 116th birthday, I would like to take a moment to make the claim that this woman would probably still be alive and well if she were real. I firmly believe that she has the strength and the spite in her to survive even the apocalypse.

Current level of boredom: actually being productive

Guys have we really learned nothing