I Remember It All Too Well 😔 (i Have Never Been In A Relationship In My Entire Life)

[gets a new mutual] i look forward to working with you

me after no longer human

At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever

I was too dangerous for society so i was given Iron Deficiency to keep me humble

hey (with the intention of following you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you)

so I had a dream I was sprinting through a grocery store looking for monster energy . I was sprinting because I had left my other stuff on the conveyor belt and just. ran. they had none btw.

Juliette gets a Juliette has a gun perfume for christmas

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

What if somebody (ahem Silas) gets into a car accident in FHH? I'm sorry but Phoebe and Silas could have their out of the woods moment. Or alternatively, Silas would probably get in a car accident because he's distracted because of emotional distress of learning Phoebe is Priest