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So does mitski align her song release dates with bsd episode release dates or

Let it be known that I will just disappear for a few days after September 26th because with school I am not going to be able to read FHH very fast and don't want spoilers. Then I will just suddenly reappear with a lot of things to say (how early is too early to post spoilers after a book release on this site anyway?).

I somehow can't shake this feeling that one ship will suffer a death. Can't put my finger on which one though.

"What's going on in that head of yours?" uh the void

90% of flower face songs be like: *soft guitar intro* i want the most twisted and unlovable parts of you *some more rhythmic guitar with drums* i love you so much baby but you're not good for me *heart-wrenching guitar melody* drugs, flowers, wine, cigarettes, champagne *even more soft guitar* montreal is so fucking rad at night

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

No because it would be so stupid funny if this whole plot that has been going on for literal years with a massive fanbase would end as a self-insert fanfic.

At the series finale of Bungo Stray Dogs, we’re gonna find out that the real big bad villain is the author of the series itself, 

Convenience stores imply the existence of lesser known inconvenience stores