Current State Of Matters: Zoned Out Staring Blankly Into Space While The Dj In My Brain Is Playing The

Hey are you ever just chilling and then The Crushing Weight Of Reality And The Identities Of You And The People Around You come crashing at you all at once and you are confronted with the fact that this is Real™️

92% of people who read this are in a state of denial the likes of which I thought unreachable.

I can't I can't I can't I can't

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

wait lets use that spotify stats page i want to know what everyone’s long term most listened to artist and track are! mine are the cure + “the river the woods” by astronautalis

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Happy birthday Chloe, hope your characters become self aware and throw you a party <3 /j

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

there are times in life where a girls just gotta watch a ghibli film

Wait this is funny

What if somebody (ahem Silas) gets into a car accident in FHH? I'm sorry but Phoebe and Silas could have their out of the woods moment. Or alternatively, Silas would probably get in a car accident because he's distracted because of emotional distress of learning Phoebe is Priest