I Love My Mutuals. Reblog If You Love Your Mutuals.

The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. “Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask

Happy halloween (belated) and happy all saints day to those who celebrate, respectively!!

What if somebody (ahem Silas) gets into a car accident in FHH? I'm sorry but Phoebe and Silas could have their out of the woods moment. Or alternatively, Silas would probably get in a car accident because he's distracted because of emotional distress of learning Phoebe is Priest

If the first verse of Spiracle by Flower Face isn't Orion to Rosalind or Silas to Phoebe or Juliette to Roma idk what is

Just

I want the parts of you you only show to the corner of your bathroom mirror/I want the parts of your hand-grenade heart that beat slowly with anger and fear

Hey guys by the way Jared Padalecki is the loml

Let's see if the world ends next week. T'was nice knowing y'all.

The worst happened y'all-

as a professionally annoyed person I confirm I grow into an eldritch monstrosity and vomit rays of lava when I want someone to leave me alone.

page 51 of “Heroes of the dawn” (1914)

the absolutely sisyphean hellscape of cleaning my room.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts