Incorrect Quotes I Made: Mischa Bachinski Edition

Etoiles:

Etoiles: [Less than 30 seconds later]

guys he's losing it

[taps microphone twice, salesman voice]

DO YOU LIKE GENERATION LOSS? DO YOU LIKE THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES?

WELL BOY DO I HAVE A CROSSOVER FIC FOR YOU! (please it’s in the style of the transcript and everything) (it’s even got footnotes) (it took a month)

IT FEATURES:

Gerry Keay & Gertrude! Ranboo & Charlie! Sneeg! Oliver Banks! Spiders!

ITS GOT:

GenLoss crew as avatars! Biblically accurate formatting! Footnotes! Banter! Gore implied though auditory descriptions! Spiders! No content warnings! A 6k word count! Mall exploration!

THE SUMMARY? GLAD YOU ASKED:

[THE RECORDING APPEARS TO HAVE BEGUN MIDWAY THROUGH THE SENTENCE, SLIGHTLY MUFFLED]

GERARD

-u’re sure this is worth it?

GERTRUDE

Aldelard Dekker certainly seems to think so.

GERARD

[muttered] I think you’re finally losing the battle against old age.

GERTRUDE

You want to stop the birth of The Extinction as much as I do, Gerard, and the location seems rather promising.

or: Life changing fieldtrip with Gertrude Robinson, next stop, an abandoned mall.

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Thank you for coming to my sales pitch

is he special? HE’S DELIGHTFUL! DONT YOU GET IT? HES DELIGHTFUL!!!! THEY HAVE GOOD DAYS !!! THE LOVE WAS ALWAYS THERE IT WAS JUST HIDDEN!!!! DO YOU UNFERSTAND???? IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!

my personal brainrot is this guy's literal brain rot

close ups under cut to give this thing justice

6ft + bad posture + autopsy scars + looks like he’s about to fall asleep at any moment = jaybird todd

"Get your swords out, Get your swords out. I'm the only one fighting this war."

LYRICS FROM KNIFE IN THE COFFEE BY CAR SEAT HEADREST

exposing myself as an outsiders fan whoops

 ἀλήθεια, Alethia - 'the state of being evident', 'unforgetting'

i watched Clark Elieson's video Fear of Forgetting n it left me kinda speechless

shshhhhhh im not a twitter user idk what ur on about okay ,,