Actually I Take Back What I Said About Not Wanting Any More Lord Of The Rings Movies. Give Me Two Hours

oh no he’s in his second phase

There's this thing Laura Jane Grace says in her book talking about how she dresses that really stuck with me

I don't want to have to be hyper fem 24/7 i want to keep wearing what i like i don't wanna trade in one set of restrictive gender norms keeping me from expressing who i really am for another.

you said "baby, no attachment".

CASUAL Chappell Roan (2022)

totk cant come soon enough

my thought process for this meme and them was a sort of complicated joke

Light Dragon

If anyone else has been playing tears of the kingdom non-stop since its release, I've spent the last few hours peacefully riding on the light dragons head and have some tips for anyone trying to find her:

She flies very high until you do the deku tree quest line. I was not able to reach her until that.

Once you get to her, you can stand on her back. If you need scales or horns/etc, you can hit her with a melee weapon or arrow and it won't hurt her. The material will land on her back or fall down to the land below, where it will shine brightly.

If you keep standing on her, she'll begin glowing again in 15 minutes and you can get another material.

You cannot make a campfire on the light dragon's back. Even if you could, passing time via campfire will not move her position.

She takes roughly 2 hours to circle Hyrule on the course she keeps constantly. I'm making a map of her course while hanging out on her head, I'll post it in a reblog if anyone wants one.

Walking along her back, you can get several "Shards of Light Dragon's Spike" which seem to be sticking uncomfortably out of her spine. I like to think that taking those helps her feel less itchy, like a snake shedding skin :)

If anyone else has any tips on how to find the light dragon or any of the other dragons, feel free to add!

Yes.

onion not even doing satire at this point

Life series 🔛🔝