Totk Cant Come Soon Enough

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

u guys know sexuality gender and the way u feel attraction can change right. u know you can put labels on and off right. nothing is solid swim a little if you like etc

gonna start saying 'the explanation did not seem to explain' all the time now

onion not even doing satire at this point

Part two of this

Delusion runs in the family

I know that we like to think that after becoming a Selunite, Shadowheart and Isobel would get along super well but BUT I would like to pose the idea that IN FACT their relationship would stay exactly as catty and toxic as it was before as they argue endlessly about who Selune loves more.

Isobel: She channeled her powers through me so that I could protect the Last Light Inn.

Shadowheart: Cool, she gave you a responsibility. She gave ME a blessed, Legendary +3 spear

Isobel: I'm literally dating her daughter

Shadowheart: Who I saved from eternal imprisonment. You're welcome, by the way

Isobel: Alright that's it AYLIN HOLD ME BACK

Lil guy from the new Zelda trailer is replicating my middle school experience

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat