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TOLKIEN PITCHES FOR WARNER BROS

- first age mockumentary ([fingon looks to camera])

- the real housewives of nargothrond

- legolas and gimli monster-of-the-week of their post quest adventures. it runs for 37294792 episodes of no plot just them hanging out and solving problems

-fëanor "how its made" where he dubs over his inventions but he slowly unravels while his relationships with family and friends fall apart and by the last episode of it hes totally lost it and ranting but hes still describing the mechanics of a palantir

-merry and pippin joe rogan podcast

-halls of mandos total drama island for elves. just give them a chance to hash their issues out. mandos is just chris mcclean and he runs the challenges

-hobbit judge judy for petty claims court

-philomena cunk in middle earth

The 2020s news cycle is just a really long version of We didn’t start the fire

toxic yuri

you said "baby, no attachment".

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i may have a problem

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we've reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven't even beat the game yet but what the fuck.

and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don't vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it's a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!

everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.

it's so rare we get something like that, in any field. I'd understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I'm so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto's world