TOLKIEN PITCHES FOR WARNER BROS

I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it

onion not even doing satire at this point

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Delusion runs in the family

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Light Dragon

If anyone else has been playing tears of the kingdom non-stop since its release, I've spent the last few hours peacefully riding on the light dragons head and have some tips for anyone trying to find her:

She flies very high until you do the deku tree quest line. I was not able to reach her until that.

Once you get to her, you can stand on her back. If you need scales or horns/etc, you can hit her with a melee weapon or arrow and it won't hurt her. The material will land on her back or fall down to the land below, where it will shine brightly.

If you keep standing on her, she'll begin glowing again in 15 minutes and you can get another material.

You cannot make a campfire on the light dragon's back. Even if you could, passing time via campfire will not move her position.

She takes roughly 2 hours to circle Hyrule on the course she keeps constantly. I'm making a map of her course while hanging out on her head, I'll post it in a reblog if anyone wants one.

Walking along her back, you can get several "Shards of Light Dragon's Spike" which seem to be sticking uncomfortably out of her spine. I like to think that taking those helps her feel less itchy, like a snake shedding skin :)

If anyone else has any tips on how to find the light dragon or any of the other dragons, feel free to add!

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?