Youth

Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it

As a society, we need to bring back the Nintendo 3DS

why are people surprised the clothes are ugly when the theme is karl lagerfeld

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

The 2020s news cycle is just a really long version of We didn’t start the fire

onion not even doing satire at this point

unadulterated loathing

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.