When You Get Home From A Long Day And Can Finally Rip Off Your Bra Or Binder It Feels Like This

Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.

what do you MEAN they FUCKING MISSED???

I’ve just started watching House M.D and I’ve never been more happy, distraught, entertained, confused, and angry in my entire life.

I think I'm funny

My genuine reaction now that I have finished watching School Spirits' newest episode and have a bad feeling about the next episode

Paul Matthews turns on the radio in the car to hear the advertisements and then turns it off again when the music plays

“Fucking idiots” I mutter to myself while reading (for the millionth time) about two dumbasses clearly in love with each other CONVINCED that their feelings are one sided

something something metaphor for ignoring the warning signs