Ezekiel23 - Idk

if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

Starkid looked at The Individual Who Was Unfond of Musical Theatre and said yes but what if he had clones on the moon and got stockholm syndrome'd into being a cat. They really said put that guy in a situation.

Obsessed with the way Vicodin is such a huge piece of symbolism in House’s relationships. Like. Cuddy left him because he relapsed. She told him that he took the Vicodin to avoid pain, because pain means you care and he wasn’t willing to do that. We’ve seen throughout the show how House’s emotional pain manifests as physical, increasing whenever he feels guilt or anger or sadness or fear. Keep in mind this was while Cuddy was worried she might have cancer.

And then Wilson ACTUALLY gets cancer, and House treats him at his apartment, and he feeds him Vicodin. Because Wilson is in pain, and he’s always the one who cares so much, and it’s House’s turn to take that away. And House doesn’t take any Vicodin. He feels the pain so Wilson’s is lessened, because he CARES. They make a point to show that he is willing to care, willing to take on that burden for him.

House will do anything to stop the pain, unless it makes Wilson suffer.

Can’t not post this moment (you couldn’t find two people less straight)

always everyone else’s fault

Maybe nobody talks about it because its TOO obvious, or maybe not obvious enough. But I cant get over how Max Jaegerman has a genuine crush on Grace Chastity, to the point where he laughs at her jokes, tries to flatter her, and gets all pissed at his bros for calling her a nerd. And she ironically only likes him for his body.

They're both so awful, a beautiful match made in hell.

Melissa: Sorry I’m late! I was… doing things…

Ted: [bursting into the room looking disheveled] SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!