Always Everyone Else’s Fault

you KNOW the rest of the team is regretting not saving jackie when they could bc now the tasmanian devil and her little muppet hat gf are wreaking havoc everywhere they go 😭

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

The aromantic version of the “am I gay?” quiz is reading articles about how to tell if you have a crush.

What I say: Damn, that guy's hot.

What I mean: I love that facial structure. I need to study it, learn to draw it, and use it for my art. Also, I want that haircut.

Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.

fun fact! if you were to arrange every fish on earth in a straight line, nose to tail, they probably wouldn't enjoy it very much

Jimmy is finally taking responsibility

“Fucking idiots” I mutter to myself while reading (for the millionth time) about two dumbasses clearly in love with each other CONVINCED that their feelings are one sided

every house episode:

house: it’s NOTHING!!! let me sleep and take vicodin

cuddy/wilson: do the case pretty pleaseee

house: ok team do the tests

team: we did the tests

house: all your ideas are stupid put them on the stupid drug and do the illegal treatments

team: ok

team: the PAITIENT IS DYING

house: lol oops

house: (saves patient at last moment using autism magic after causing them, their family, his team, cuddy, and wilson emotional distress)

house: see you all are stupid i am the smartest in the world and i have a motorcycle nananaboonoo

wilson: my wife hates me and i cheat on her