I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE

I saw Barbie this weekend and this was my big takeaway.

I was bored

Ganglebat lol

karma's real because House gets to be a bitch to everyone all the time and in return he has to get Jesus Christ level of torturing at the end of every season

every house episode:

house: it’s NOTHING!!! let me sleep and take vicodin

cuddy/wilson: do the case pretty pleaseee

house: ok team do the tests

team: we did the tests

house: all your ideas are stupid put them on the stupid drug and do the illegal treatments

team: ok

team: the PAITIENT IS DYING

house: lol oops

house: (saves patient at last moment using autism magic after causing them, their family, his team, cuddy, and wilson emotional distress)

house: see you all are stupid i am the smartest in the world and i have a motorcycle nananaboonoo

wilson: my wife hates me and i cheat on her

mouthwashing fanart

I feel like you can tell which one I used a reference for and which one I didn't.

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Can the guy at the bottom kill himself or something

jackie saved shauna from the fire but shauna didn't save jackie from the frost. JACKIE SAVED SHAUNA FROM THE FIRE BUT SHAUNA DIDN'T SAVE JACKIE FROM THE FROST.

Why isn't the house md fandom on tumblr more obsessed with thirteen. She's slowly dying of a fatal genetic disease. She did body shots off a stripper in front of her boyfriend. She took her boss to a lesbian bar because his best friend said he was sad. She went to jail for euthanizing her own brother. She's one of the only people who genuinely enjoys being around house. She's even bisexual!