I Must Say The Way The Posts Came Onto My Dash Was Perfect.. Thank You For The Laugh

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my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

Me and the bad bitch father figure I pulled by being autistic

MOM ASKED ME BEFORE I COULD ASK HER… LETS GO….

MY ANXIETY IS OFF THE CHARTS BUT I DIDNT HAVE TO ASK!!!

How to ask parents who’s taking you to the airport..

Do go see your other parent..

Please I need answers like with in 10 mins…

ok so like. i understand that this wouldn't work with the OfA/AfO plot at all. but i started rewatching MHA and i wanna develop an AU where all might still takes midoriya under his wing and helps him train and stuff but there's no quirk inheriting. i want midoriya to get in really good shape, and pass the UA entrance exam by analyzing the quirks around him and using Normal Human Strength, and then actually become the first quirkless student at UA. his hero costume includes a visor with a HUD and like an optical zoom portion for better observation and analysis, as well as armor and some basic weapons for self-defense, but he's primarily a tactician hero and directs his classmates the way he already does, just... without having a quirk. let him actually Be Quirkless. the only superpower this boy needs is autism.

Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

Do y’all understand eating a whole jar of pickles in less then 24hours? Cause I don’t think y’all do.