Tiny Tiny Toad I Rescued From The Pool Today! Smaller Than My Fingertip!

If I made it 6 days, 3 weeks, 5 months, a year, 2 decades, 6 centuries without needing it, it's fine for another few spans of time!

fitness girlies

Remember: lying to people is the most commonly used form of motivational effort!

Everyone asks for facts, no one asks how is Facts.

How are you?

Worthless, useless, aware only of my failures and inability to do even the slightest good for anyone I know, I am a net loss to humankind.

On the plus side I got a job as a motivational speaker and life coach.

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

Tago dell

This is what i want to eat here

happy late dreadiversary :) love monstergirl sammy

Just a girl traumatized by robots and her 6 foot 3 chozo/chozo/metroid/alien parasite/human hybrid who likes to be a ball.

Metroid lore is crazy lol I never realized.

you were rescued by legendary bounty hunter samus aran! she looks a little different out of the suit, though

They say we have capitalism.

I'm not sure that's actually true anymore? Like sure it was crony capitalism for a long while, but I'm not sure our current status actually qualifies as capitalism. We technically have the ability to buy whatever, up to and and including laws, except only the uppermost possible bank accounts actually have all of that, everyone else just has "work forever to maybe get food regularly" and that just doesn't sound like capitalism, that sounds like "we own you, we just let you pretend otherwise" which has a name, and it's not capitalism.

ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls