This servo-skull was made to locate missing socks.
However in a startling oversight from the tech-priests who made it, the skull was incorrectly programmed and could not distinguish between socks that were missing and socks that were definitely not missing and still, in fact, attached to the feet of their owner.
The soldiers of the barracks it was assigned to didn’t seem to mind though, even going so far as to name it “Pinchy" and declare it “indispensable to company morale.”
Pinchy never actually did find any missing socks though.
Fulgrim trolls Mortarion and uses Big Brother Magnus as a human shield
Thats it, thats the whole comic.
This goes out to the like two mortarion fans that asked me to draw them
A fun excuse to show off the designs, a return to form for me, im a cartoonist first and foremost,
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One stilty boy i finished awhile back
This is me about once a week
would you feed the rat? 🐀
Mint mage / ‘Mum mage
Storm main stay winning 😘
I hopped back into the game and this is almost every match I get into
Imagine getting stranded on a very chilly planet, you and your crew have everything you need and help is coming, you just have to wait out the cold.
Amphibious/reptilian alien is very sluggish from the temperature, and you ask to cuddle and share your mammalian body heat. They're almost alarmed at the offer, but humans are very warm and it's not long before they give in to snuggles.
Alien who very recently started their heat and wanted to reject you, knowing just how erratic their thoughts on you were lately. But they weren't savage, they could be professional with their fellow crewmate, who so kindly offered them their natural warmth for nothing in return. They were cold, you wanted to touch them. How could they ever deny you?
You drape a large blanket over the both of you and almost politely embrace their body, resting your head on their shoulder so your warm exhalations reach their neck. You wince at how initially cold their skin is, but your touch quickly softens them. They practically melt against you, holding you tightly in return.
They try so hard to be good. They bask in your skin against theirs, strength returning with each restrained caress, like you're delivering them back their life. They keep their hands where they know they should be, raking their mandibles against any exposed skin to watch goosebumps prickle in their wake. How soft you are. How precious and giving, how they ache to return your kindness.
Alien who would never let their heat get the better of them and just enjoys what touch you're offering them. But that doesn't mean the entire time they sit with you their mind isn't absolutely overrun with...slightly indecent thoughts. Memories of particularly sweaty fights, that time sparring you had them pinned to the ground, human videos they had researched. It would be so easy, they knew exactly where to touch you. They imagined it over and over, showing you they knew what they were doing, watching your soft little body respond to them the way theirs did so often to you.
Eventually, they get to leave the awful, ice planet. Alien starts looking for any excuse to go someplace cold with you again.
Remember all you. THIS is the post that triggered Rita's ban.
Blush 🎀
Lately I’ve been (once again) very much into sketching tiny characters in huge settings. I want to make a series of paintings with this theme so I’ve been taking pictures of tiny trinkets that I come across so that I could incorporate them into my paintings 💕✨