I Still Think About Pinchy - Blog Posts

This servo-skull was made to locate missing socks.

However in a startling oversight from the tech-priests who made it, the skull was incorrectly programmed and could not distinguish between socks that were missing and socks that were definitely not missing and still, in fact, attached to the feet of their owner.

The soldiers of the barracks it was assigned to didn’t seem to mind though, even going so far as to name it “Pinchy" and declare it “indispensable to company morale.”

Pinchy never actually did find any missing socks though.