Situation 1:* Musa and Brandon watching everyone being productive*
Musa: What are we doing?
Brandon: Wasting our lifes.
Musa: I meant for lunch.
Situation 2: * Brandon after eating a three floors sandwich*
Brandon: But it hurts my Brandon apple.
Musa: For the last time, It’s not named after each individual man.
Situation 3: * After their couples get in a argument again*
Brandon: Musa, relax. Go get beer.
Musa: But I don’t want beer.
Brandon: Who said it was for you?
Situation 4: * Brandon walking in the girls dorm room with the saddest face ever*
Musa: What wrong buddie?
Brandon: Someone eat my sandwich...
Musa: Omg, what did the police said?
Situation 5:* Musa trying to comfort someone*
Musa: At least, you don’t cry at Titanic, like this one.
Brandon: Hey! Those only had each other
Situation 6: * Musa walking with an angry face in the solaria palace*
Musa: I went to a tanning place like your wife suggested.
Brandon: Was that place the sun?
*When Musa tried to forgive Darcy*
Musa: He was my boyfriend! And you made out with him! And possesed him again!
Darcy:Oh, come on, that was 13 years ago. Get over it.
Musa:Oh, I cannot believe it! I can't believe that I tried to forget you, and invited you to dinner.
Darcy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe? That you're so selfish that you get a 30% in Date Records. And I still have to pay retails.
Musa: hAhAhAhA! AhAhAhA! It's 45.
Darcy: You bitch. You think that you're so perfect, with your new baby, and your small stupid apartment, and this record that sounds emo.
*Riven throws a paper in worry while going beside Musa*
Darcy: Your baby isn't even that cute.
Riven: ToO fAr, DaRcY! ToO FaR.
Musa*demon tone*: You take that back, man.
Darcy: No.
Musa:Take it back!
Darcy: What are you going to do? make me?
Musa: Hey, man I'm still a guardian.
Darcy: I'm a witch bitch.
Musa: Bring it on!
*they start hitting at eachother.*
Flora: PUT THE PLATES BACK IN THE BOXES.
*everyone puts the plates as the fast they can do it*
Musa: Did you just push me?
Darcy: Uh, yeah. I think I did.
Musa:All right that's it. You're going down!
Flora: OKAY, FORGET THA BUBBLE WRAP! THERE'S ISN'T TIME.!
Stella: Shouldn't we stop it?
Brandon: What are you out of your mind? Let's throw some Jell-O on them.
- In an interview with the couples.- PART 1.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Flora: Global warming.. most definitely.
Helia: Yeah... That and writing a poem and not getting finished because I lost inspiration. It’s bone-chilling...
Flora: Yeah... He’s going to therapy for that. Is hard.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Stella: Having an event and not having the perfect outfit.
Brandon: That I’m too much of a perfectionist.
Stella: Honey, this is isn’t an interview for an event.
Brandon: Oh man.. Events, they scare the shit out of me.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Musa: Not hearing anything, I would hate that. What about you baby?
Riven: Nothing.
Musa: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?
Riven: Yeah I Don’t like them. They’re shifty.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Sky: Losing Bloom.
Bloom: Aww... Hotel bedspreads.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Timmy: Never getting my driver’s license.. or getting one and the picture sucks.
Tecna: You’re turning into Stella.
Timmy: What? I have a really good left side you know, what if they Don’t get my good side? That's terrifying.
Tecna: For me, it would be getting a B. Or be surrounded by stupidity But that fear I fight it every day.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Nabu: Dying alone.
Layla: That's was dark, baby.
Nabu: Sorry, say yours.
Layla: Uhmm... clowns with blood.
Nabu: That's creepy...
Tecna: Wait are you flitring with me?
Timmy: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.
Stella: Me and Riven get along perfectly! Right Riv?
Riven: I never been more stressed out in my life...
Stella: Is that vodka?
Musa: Yeah.
Stella: Straight?
Musa: No, bi.
Stella: The vodka! Not you!
Stella: We talked about this!
Musa: Ah then gay vodka.
Riven *unbottoning shirt*: God it’s so hot in here.
Musa: I know that baby, But why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
Helia: If you two broke up, how long could you wait to move on?
Brandon: I don’t even want to think...
Stella: 8 days.
Brandon: What?
Stella: Two days crying and six at the gym.
Brandon: I Don’t even know how to adresse this.
Brandon: But first of all, you already look out of the gym.
Stella: Thats cute, i’ll give you one more day crying.
Brandon: Ohh..*emotional*
Helia: I really Don’t get them...
Flora: Remember, murder is never the answer.
Riven: Of course. Murder is the question.
Musa: And the answer is yes.
Ajax: I heard that you and Ikaris got into a argument, are you good Sersi?
Sersi: Yeah. I made him sleep on the couch. Can you believe he got the nerve to say that he loves me more! HOW DARE HE?!
Ajax: And where did you sleep? Because, you know you can come alway-
Sersi: Right next to that arse.
Riven*opening the door of Flora*: Flo? I know it's late but I really need to talk.
*Flora and Helia get their head off the sheets*
Helia: Hello.
Flora*red*: Hi.
Riven *screaming*: AHHH!! FLO NO!!
Riven:*continues to scream and move around the room*
Riven*sits in a chair*: You... Him... Here... Oh my god...
Riven*takes a deep breath*: I need a moment.
*takes his moment*
Riven: I'm an adult. I can handle this. I'm okay.
*turns around to see them*
*Helia puts a pillow in his head, and Flora awkwardly smiles*
Riven: FLO! NOO!
Helia: Keep it down Riv, you will wake up everyone.
Riven: I'm not ready to talk to you yet young men!
*Nabu and Layla come in transformed*
Layla: We heard a screaming...
Nabu*watches them*: Oh...
*Helia waves at them and Flora gets redder*
*Brandon and Stella comes in*
Brandon: What is this? A pajama party? Scoot over!
*Stella grabs Brandon from the back of his PJ*
Stella: Honeybuckets. NO.
*Tecna and Timmy come in*
Tecna: What's going on?
Helia: Uhmmm...
Tecna: Eww.*while leaving*
Timmy: My eyes!*following her*
*Musa comes in*
Musa *worried*: It's every...
Musa* sees them and laughs*: Heyyyyy...
Riven: Enough! Everybody out. Everybody out, come on.
*everybody leaves, except Riven*
Riven: Okay, Flo. I just wanted to say that I'm hurt and that you should be doing that... Oh my god, I have a mental picture! Get Out!
Musa*coming in again*: I'm sorry guys. I'll take him out.
Riven*crying*: I got a mental picture, Muse.
Musa: Let's go bby. Let's leave them. You can carry on, hahah.
Riven: Muse, don't encourage them.
*they both leave*
Flora: It be fun you said. Look how fun it turned!
Helia: How I was supposed to know this would happen.
Flora: You're right. Let's go to sleep.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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