Helia: If You Two Broke Up, How Long Could You Wait To Move On?

-Steve and Tony in heaven seeing the new “cap”-

Steve: That really just ruffles my feathers!

Tony: Please just say fuck, cap.

-Social event-

Nabu:I think I’m going to take Layla home.

Helia:But she’s doing fine.

Layla aproching to them: Nabu, these people are invasive and weird.

Nearby person: What’s your name?

Layla: Wouldnt you like to fucking know.

Layla*turning to Nabu*: You gotta take me out of here.

Layla: It’s dark in here, can you get a flashlight please?

Nabu: You’re the only light in my LIFE love.

Layla:NaBu I cAn’T fUcKiNg SeE!

Bloom: Damn the power went out.

Stella:Don’t worry I got this.

*Stella shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Bloom: What-

Stella: i swallowed a flaslight.

Bloom on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WHOULD YOU-

Tecna: I would never let a man spit in my mouth. Idk why you all keep saying spit in my mouth, spit at my mouth. That's fucking nast-

*Timmy walks in with Stella after shopping*

Flora: You were saying?

Tecna: I...

Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.

* Ikaris going too Sersi*

Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!

Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!

Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.

Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!

(Clint and Kate are eating lunch at some food court)

Kate Bishop: ...OH MY GOD.

Clint Barton: What, what?! Did those tracksuit bastards come back?!

Kate Bishop: No, I just remembered that a giant gold robot thing showed up in the ocean and almost blew up the world. Like...how were we not freaking out about this?!

Clint Barton: Eh, I'm used to all this cosmic shit by now. Comes with the job.

Druig, who is casually walking by the Hawkeyes with a tray of food for both him and Makkari: He's right you know. Oh, you're welcome by the way.

Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?

Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!

Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.

*When Flora was pregnant*

*Flora rushing to the bathroom*

*knows the door*

Brandon: Yeah? Come in?

Flora: Don't worry it's me, Flora. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what.. what.. what... What smells so good?

*Brandon puts his hair on Flora face*

Brandon: Is it the champu? Is guava.

*Flora smells it*

Flora: NO.

Brandon: Oh, wait, wait.

*Comes back with the sandwich*

Brandon: Is it my bologna sandwich?

Flora*smells*: Fuck...

Flora*emotional*: Yes, yes, yes. I can't believe it, the baby want's me to eat meat. I can't eat meat!

Brandon: Wait, wait. Maybe is the pickle.

Flora *about to throw up*: NO!

Timmy: Did you just call me bitch?

Tecna: No... I did not. I would never.

Timmy:

Tecna: I called you THAT BITCH.

Stella: Theres a diference.

Timmy: Stell do you have something to do with that?