-Social event-
Nabu:I think I’m going to take Layla home.
Helia:But she’s doing fine.
Layla aproching to them: Nabu, these people are invasive and weird.
Nearby person: What’s your name?
Layla: Wouldnt you like to fucking know.
Layla*turning to Nabu*: You gotta take me out of here.
*In the early 2000's*
Phastos *filiming Ajax*: Mother are you homophobic?
Ajax: Number one you're gay.
Phastos*cracking up*
Ajax*pointing at Sprite*: Number two I have a non binary kid.
Phastos*cracking up more*
Ajax: Number three I watch Rupal's drag race, how can I be homophobic Phastos?!
Timmy: Uhm, guys the game is ready.
*they all go running to the couch*
Timmy: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team to answer the most questions wins. The categories are fears and pet peeves, ancient history, literature and it's all relative.
Timmy: Now the coin toss to see who goes first.
*throws the coin*
Timmy:Okay, somebody call it this time.
*throws it*
Stella:TAILS!
Timmy: It's head. Gentleman pick your category.
Riven: Fears and pet peeves.
Timmy: What's Musa bigger pet peeve?
Brandon:Animals dressed as humans
Timmy: That's correct. One point for the boys. Ladies?
Musa: The same category!
Timmy: According to Riven what phenomen scares the bejesus out of him?
Musa:PIGEONS!!
Timmy: That's is correct. Ladies one point.
Stella: Heck yeah! We run the world!
Brandon: The innocent flying birds dude?
Riven: They're shifty, and you don't know what they're thinking,between those separeted eyes, they're psychopats!
Brandon: They have feelings, man!
Timmy: Uhmm gentleman. It's your turn.
Brandon: It's all relative.
Timmy: Stella and I, have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral. Name that grandmother!
Brandon: Nana?
Riven: She has a real name.
Brandon: Althea!
Riven: What are you doing?!
Brandon: I took a shot!
Riven: You're shooting with Althea?!
Timmy: Althea, is correct.
Riven:Nice shooting.
Stella: Wait, you weren't sure about my dead grandma name, honeybuckets?
Brandon: Uhmm... How are we going? Isn't their turn now?
Timmy:Two points for the gentlemen. Ladies?
Musa: We'll take literature!
Timmy: Every week the Tv guide comes to Riven and Brandon apartment what name appears in the address label?
Stella: OH! It's Riven Ron! Riven Ron!
Musa: No!
Timmy: I'm afraid that the tv guide comes Rineven Ronter.
Musa: I knew that! Stella use your head!
Riven: It's actually miss Rineven Ronter.
Ikaris*whispering to Kingo*:I think Sersi is undressing me with her eyes.
Kingo: I don't think so, dude she's eating chips.
Druig: What are you guys talking about?
Ikaris:Nothing.
Druig: Come'on I won't laugh or say something, I'm bored.
Ikaris: Fine, but I swear to god if you do say something.
Druig:Yeah, you will burn me with your laser eyes. So go ahead tell me.
Kingo: He thinks Sersi is undressing him with her eyes.
Druig*running away*: No, because she isn't laughing, you morons.
Ajax: No, Thena. You are way too dangerous without Gilgamesh, to take care of you.
Thena: Dangerous? Me? How so?
Ajax: I don't know does the disappearance of Atlantis rings a bell with you?
Thena: Oh come on, it was an accident!
Ajax: The leaning tower of Pisa?
Thena: I didn't see it.
Ajax: The area 51.
Thena:Oh, yeah. Okay I did go too far there.. But I was drunk.
Gilgamesh: Great point of view love.
New chapter updated, let's see how Helia and Tecna handle being the directors of Red Fountain. I hope you like it.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/4/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club
Art from @cherrionse in Instagram.
Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?
Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.
Phastos: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how " hot" you are.
Druig: It not a joke, it never was. I'm legit a snack.
Phastos*deep breathe*
* A day in the specialist dorm room, when Nabu was new*
Timmy: Hey Brandon! Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?
Sky*confused*: Bran are you going running?
Nabu: Have fun.
*Brandon leaves*
Helia: Omg what is wrong with Brandon?
Timmy: Yeah what happened is he ok? Do you guys know something?
Nabu*confused*: Brandon is going for a run. If anything we should be congratulating him?
Sky: He only goes running if he's upset, and he's wearing his sad hoodie.
Helia*concerned*: And by the looks of it is been WASHED.
*everyone gasps*
Sky: It's bone-chilling...
Nabu: I really don't get it, he seems ok.
*Riven burst in the dorm*
Riven: I JUST PASSED BRANDON ON THE STREET RUNNING. ON PURPOSE. OH MY GAWD.
Nabu: Maybe I was wrong...
*Riven goes to the window with Timmy*
Riven: BRAN, ARE YOU OK?!
Timmy: We see you and WE LOVE YOU!
Sky: We are here for you bro!
Nabu: Wow, In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.
Helia: Yeah.. That's fair. Trust me you'll get used to it.
Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?
Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?
Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"
Gligamesh:Thena...
Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.
Gilgamesh:Thena...
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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