*In The Early 2000's*

Ikaris: Babe, did you ever think that onion rings, are vegetable donuts, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersie used to this kind of things: Sure...

Ikaris: And that our stomachs think potatos are mashed, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersi:Okay....?

Ikaris: And that lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Sersie:Oh...

Ikaris: And that lobsters are mermaid scorp-

Sersie: Ok, sweetie. Where did you learn all of this?

Ikaris: Kingo taught me this cool things, isn't mind blowing, Sersie?

Sersie: You too spend to much together.

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 1.

Brandon: And I'm still right.

Musa:Ugh! So not true.

Stella:What?

Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.

Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.

Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.

Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.

Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?

Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.

Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.

Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.

Musa:Yeah.

Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?

Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.

Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.

Stella:How many guesses do you get?

Brandon:Six, sunshine.

Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.

Musa: Deal!

Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.

Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*

Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.

Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.

Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.

Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.

Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.

Riven:Diet soda.

Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.

Riven:Uhmm orange juice.

Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!

Musa:HA!

Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.

Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.

Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..

Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!

Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*

Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.

Riven: I got it! scotch tape.

Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*

Riven: HA!

Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.

Musa: Oh, man!

Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!

Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.

Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.

Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!

Brandon:Are you serious?

Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!

Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?

Musa: Timmy will do it.

Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.

Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.

Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.

Helia: Flora said a Bad word today.

Riven: Where the fuck did she learn that?!

Sky: I have very high standars. I’d never dated someone clums-

Bloom walking in, tripping & falling the face first on the flor: Ahh, shit. Oh, hi guys!

Sky: I want them now.

Brandon:*uncomfortable smile*

Timmy: I think i pulled a muscule..

Riven: Timmy you can pull something you Don’t have. You’re a fucking spagheti.

Stella: I'm pregnant.

Brandon: Huh?

Stella: Bran?

Brandon: *frozen*

Stella: Brandon!

Brandon:*frozen with terror*

Stella*sits on the couch*: Ok, whenever you're ready.

Brandon*still frozen*

Stella*with a magazine*: And you are the father but you got it.

Flora: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Riven: Of course. Murder is the question.

Musa: And the answer is yes.

*When Druig and Makkari started to date*

Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.

Makkari *signing*:What is that?

Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.

*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*

Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.

*they continue to laugh*

Thena: Kingo, please my make up.

Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.

Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..

Riven: Look I know from the outside, it’s seems like I have everything together b-

Stella:No, not really.

Riven: Why the fuck you always do this?!

Stella:*laughs loud*

Riven: I hate you so much.

Stella: Nah, you kind of love me somewhere in your dark soul.*hugging him*

-Steve and Tony in heaven seeing the new “cap”-

Steve: That really just ruffles my feathers!

Tony: Please just say fuck, cap.