Riven: Look I Know From The Outside, It’s Seems Like I Have Everything Together B-

*Flora and Brandon being kindapped*

Brandon: I love this right off the bat.

Flora: What do you love about it?

Brandon: Well, I love... I'll tell you what.

Flora:*wheez*

Brandon: I love it when serial killers, have a fun little thing. I don't approve of serial killers.

Flora *laughing more*:Oh my god!

Brandon: But I do think if you're gonna kill a bunch of people you might as well...have some fun with it.

Flora: I got the feeling that have baseball cards of this guy, you-

Brandon: I absolutely do not. They don't make serial killer baseball cards, thougth, do they?

Flora: If they did you'd probably own them.

Brandon: Flo, YOU would own them, in a heartbeath.

Flora: No, I think you would own them too. Yeah, fine...I'd own them.

Brandon: You'd be like "I'll trade you a Gazy for a.."

Flora: *wheeze* I trade you a Gazy for the Zodiac.

Killer: Uhm...Hello.

Brandon: We should get going home.

Flora: Yeah. Nice ropes man :)

Killer:Uhm.. I'm supposed to kill you guys.

Brandon: Sorry. But we can. Thanks for all.

Flora:Yeah. One day I'll bring you one of my flowers to ligth the room. :)

FANFIC.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13849334/6/WITHOUT-VOLDEMORT

Tecna: I can't be the looks and the brains in this operation.

Riven: I thought I was the looks.

Tecna: And that's why you're not the brains...

FACTS.

Now that it's been confirmed that Fate is adding Flora to the main mix and casted a darker skinned Latina to play her, remember that this is just a marketing ploy. They don't care about Latine people. Terra was originally called Flora and they changed her name due to backlash.

Do not let them erase what happened. They whitewashed Flora and Musa. They are still actively racist in multiple other regards. Adding Flora in now does not erase their previous actions nor should people suddenly want to support them. They aren't being inclusive, they're being racists, and adding Flora doesn't change that.

WARNING FREAKING SPOILER SO DON'T LOOK AT IT!

DON'T FUCKING LOOK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE.

THANKS.

Sprite: I appreciate that when you were going to kill our family, you were simply following orders. I get that, completly. And the fact, that you follow a dude we neves seen, I get that .I mean I would done the same with Kingo but without the orders you know. And I think they get that I'm sure they kind of get it. So don't blame yourself Ikaris. And this hasn't nothing to do with the way I feel about you, as buddies obviously...

Ikaris* being a freaking dumbass*: Thank you, Sprite finally someone understands it :)

Billy: Hello nice to meet you, this is my ex-boyfriend, Teddy.

Teddy: You have to stop introducing me like that.

Teddy: I’m his husband.

MONEY THINGS

Sharon: I'm so rich, that when I walk, people bow down.

Zemo: I'm so rich that when I cry, my tears are 100 €. And I let it on the floor.

Sharon: Well, I could buy whole Netflix If I wanted to.

Zemo: I could buy a whole country, and get everyone a pizza.

Sharon: Man, you're a god of money.

Zemo: I know, but if that helps you're starting well.

Sam: I can't even afford a boat, and my boyfriend can't even afford a proper bed. What the fuck?

Bucky: It's ok babe.

Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.

Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.

Ikaris: Babe, did you ever think that onion rings, are vegetable donuts, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersie used to this kind of things: Sure...

Ikaris: And that our stomachs think potatos are mashed, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersi:Okay....?

Ikaris: And that lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Sersie:Oh...

Ikaris: And that lobsters are mermaid scorp-

Sersie: Ok, sweetie. Where did you learn all of this?

Ikaris: Kingo taught me this cool things, isn't mind blowing, Sersie?

Sersie: You too spend to much together.

*When Riven had to babysit Flora and Helia kid*

Riven: Oh, shithead. Apologize to him.

Bully: Who are you?

Riven:I'm his uncle. Now apologize.

Bully:No, he's a loser.

Riven:*considering killing the kid*

Bully: I can see where he gets it from.

Riven:You know what you need?

Bully: A better view?

Riven:*sarcastically laughs*

Riven:No, If I was your parent I'd slap you handsome.

Bully: Yeah? Well you can hit me, I'm a child.

Riven*holds the kid hand*:No you're right. I can't.

Riven: But he can.

Riven:*grabs the arm of the kid and slaps him with it*

Kiddo:Wow, uncle Riv.

Riven:We got to leave, now.

*they try to leave but the dad of the bully stops him*

The dad: Where do you think you're going

Riven:We're just going out for a smoke.

The dad: You hit my boy.

Riven:Your boy hit my nephew plus kiddo.

The dad: What? You mean ratatouille?

The kiddo: Don't call me that, you wanker.

Riven*proud uncle moment*: I teach him that word.

The dad: What did ratatouille just call me?

Bully: Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!

Riven: Don't get in my nephew's face, the...uhm fat kid from Up! No, he was nice. Uhm I got it, teddy from Toy Story 3.

The dad: YoU AsS.

Riven: Wanna fight, wanker? Because I'm not fucking scared of you.

The dad: Oh, look he's trying to scare me.

Stella:*coming from the other side of the party*

Stella: What's this about Alfie or whatever is trying to punch my daughter?!

The dad: Is that true Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?

The bully: No that bitch is lying.

Stella*taking of her earrings*:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Stella*about to throw a swing*: You call my little girl Shrek?! Riv! Let's end him!

Riven*cracking his knucles*: Let's do this.