*Flora And Brandon Being Kindapped*

*Flora and Brandon being kindapped*

Brandon: I love this right off the bat.

Flora: What do you love about it?

Brandon: Well, I love... I'll tell you what.

Flora:*wheez*

Brandon: I love it when serial killers, have a fun little thing. I don't approve of serial killers.

Flora *laughing more*:Oh my god!

Brandon: But I do think if you're gonna kill a bunch of people you might as well...have some fun with it.

Flora: I got the feeling that have baseball cards of this guy, you-

Brandon: I absolutely do not. They don't make serial killer baseball cards, thougth, do they?

Flora: If they did you'd probably own them.

Brandon: Flo, YOU would own them, in a heartbeath.

Flora: No, I think you would own them too. Yeah, fine...I'd own them.

Brandon: You'd be like "I'll trade you a Gazy for a.."

Flora: *wheeze* I trade you a Gazy for the Zodiac.

Killer: Uhm...Hello.

Brandon: We should get going home.

Flora: Yeah. Nice ropes man :)

Killer:Uhm.. I'm supposed to kill you guys.

Brandon: Sorry. But we can. Thanks for all.

Flora:Yeah. One day I'll bring you one of my flowers to ligth the room. :)

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3 years ago

THE SQUIRE AND THE PRINCESS & THE STRENGHT OF THE FLOWER GIRL.

In case you didn't know I posted two chapters of my fanfic.

Go find out what happens with Stella and Flora in the story.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/12/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/11/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club


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3 years ago

Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.

Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?

Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.

Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.

Phastos: Jack, no.


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4 years ago

MORE NEWS!

Hi, well there’s a fun fact that you guys don’t know. I love Harry Potter, and In wattpad i have this story about them in my mother language, so I changed it and made it more mature. So if you guys are curios here’s the link.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13849334/1/


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4 years ago

SHARON CARTER DOSEN’T DESERVE THE HATE AN BEING JUST A LOVE INTEREST.

Look Sharon Carter is a great characther with and amazing potential. The main reason you hate her is because she had a kiss with Steve, wich I’m not saying it was right, but they both kissed. So in that equation you should hate Steve too, but as always the girl is the one who is slut shamed. 

And all you did was hate her character because of that, wich is even worse. But let me remind you off that it was her who gave them the shield and their weapons, becoming a national fugitive. 

Beside the girl knows how to figth and she seems cool as fuck.

So all I’m asking to Marvel Cinematic, to give her devolpement and not just the love interest of Bucky (wich we all want is Sam)

And in the people, that drown the character and the actress with hate comments is disgusting.

Peace out.

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4 years ago

Sky: So what did you do when Stella asked you to be her boyfriend?

Brandon: I panicked and dabbed...


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4 years ago

Stella: Riven, did you saw my hair brush?

Riven: Musa use to call me Riven...

Stella: Because thats your fucking name.

Timmy:*passing by whit a confused look*


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4 years ago

PLEASE READ✨

I’m considering the fact of writing a novel about the winx in FanFiction, doing the story, like I picture it. What do you guys thinks?

Like or reblog if you like it. Please


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3 years ago

Phastos: Every talk I have with you people gets more stupid!

Gligamesh: You say "you people" as if you're not part of the family.

Druig: And that's quite offensive, since I bring extremily interessing ideas in the chats we have.

Kingo*signing*: Oh, yeah super interesting like Makkari hair smells like flowers, or Makkari is so smart.

*Makkari suddently stopping reading the book*

Druig *signing*: Yeah, so what? She's perfect.

Makkari *blushing*

Phastos: Yeah, still not getting used to this.


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3 years ago

-Specialists vibes-

*in the specialist's reunion room*

Timmy: I'm about to give Saladin his gift.

Helia*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy?

Timmy: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it.

Brandon: You are bad!

Timmy: I know right!

Nabu*looking up from his book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying...

Timmy: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?

Riven*doing push-ups*: Mhmm.

Timmy: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift.

Sky: He would open it?

Timmy: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting.

*Saladin comes in*

Helia: Hi, grandpa.

*Saladin sees the box with his name*

Riven*whispering to Timmy*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in the director of a warrior school, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were the smart one in the group.

Timmy: Oh, no.

Saladin: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!

*When everyone is out*

Riven: Well done Timmy, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him*

Nabu: I didn't even finish the page.

Helia: Let's just leave.

Brandon: It wasn't that bad, Timmy.

Sky: Well...


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3 years ago

Sprite: *Gets mad and starts yelling*

Kingo:I didn't know so much rage could fit in such small creature.


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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