-Specialists Vibes-

-What is like in Red Fountain-

Riven in the middle of the night: Do you think pigeons have feelings?

Timmy: I’m going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.

Riven: Come’on. Helia do you know that?

Helia: Yeah, every animal feel stuff, Riv.

Timmy: Like me, I feel tired and I want to sleep. And I Don’t give a shit about pigeons.

Riven: Dude you are hurting their feelings!

Timmy: What about my feelings?!

* Brandon walks in with a blanket*

Brandon: Are we talking about feelings? Because I feel sad.

Riven: Don’t worry dude, pigeons feel the same way. Since Timmy offended them.

Brandon: You offended a pigeon? Whats wrong with you?! They are very sensitive.

* Nabu comes in with an angry face*

Nabu: Look it’s three in the morning. And tomorrow is a busy day. So can you shut the fuck up?

Riven: We cant because Timmy offended pigeons!

Nabu: What?

Helia: Just ignore it.

Brandon: Ignore it?! What kind of human are you? Gosh.

Riven: Apologize to the pigeon right now!

Timmy: I’m not going to apologize to a pigeon, are you serious?

Brandon: Apologize!

*Sky walks in with a tired face*

Sky: #Pigeons deserve better.

Timmy: I’m going to kill all of you morons gosh!

Riven: You made Brandon cry!

Nabu: Brandon cries for everything!

Brandon*crying a bit*: Thats no True!

(BTW: This happend with my friends one day)

Kingo:Are you in love with Ikkaris?

Sprite*awkward sweats*:...no

Kingo: Then why did you draw S+I all over your notebook with the biggest amount of hearts i ever seen.

Sprite: Oh, easy it's stands for "suck internet".

-SamBucky Drama-

Sam: What’s wrong with you?!

Sam: I’m reaching out to you despite everything that you put me trought and you still can get of your own ways.

Sam: God I feel sorry for you!

Bucky: DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!

Sam: I should turn my back at you ages ago!

Sharon: So thats a no to Macdonals?

Zemo: Do you want the company? Because I could get you the company.

Sharon: No...a burger.

Flora:Hey Layla?

Layla: Hmm?

Flora: The floor is lava.

Layla: *pushes Riven to the ground*

Druig: Look, I know we have an uspoken rivalry, but I...

Ikaris: First, of all it's not a rivalry, I just you're always mean to me. And it's not unspoken you always talk about how much you hate me.

Stella: Oh common Brandon, you don't tell me everything. That what it is sometimes. You can't get mad, because I didn't told you that Musa recorded you wasted and dancing la macarena.

Brandon: Oh, no secrets? Ok, ok! In our dorm, Riven used to wear leg warmers!

Musa and Stella:*burst out of laughing*

Riven: Is this the way we are playing, alright. Brandon enter the vanilla ice look alike contest and won.

Brandon: Riven came on forth and cried.

Stella:Oh my god!

Riven:is that funny sunshine? Yo-you find that funny?! Oh maybe and Musa and Brandon want to know a bit more secrets of yours.

Stella:I-i...already told them everything.

Stella: YOU SHUSH!

Musa:This is going to be interesting.

Riven:Once Stella, was sent to her room without dinner so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she made.

*Musa tries not to laugh*

Stella: Musa used to stay in the dorm every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!

Brandon: You watched golden girls? Are you serious? You made fun of me for desperate house wife's and you watch golden girls. HA

Musa:Ok, Brandon, you asked for it. Brandon couldn't tell time until he was 13.

Brandon: You know Musa it's hard for some people!

Stella*comforting him*: Of course it is, baby.

Riven*mouths to Musa*: No it's not.

Stella:Hey don't make fun of my man. Musa told me that you Riven wore her underwear at a mision!

Musa: HEY! You cross the line man!

Riven: They were a very comfy underwears! And besides... Shit I got nothing.

Musa: You Stella, according to Brandon during seggsy time you scream like a seal.

Riven: HA! Now what Stella?

Stella: WhAt?

Brandon: Enough, let's pretend didn't happen. Everyone let's forget this event. Sunshine, i love you. Don't forget it.

Riven: Yeah... But for the record they we're a very nice and comfortable underwear and I did it only once.

*Stella being told she’s not in the list*

Stella: Bitch I am the list. Get out of my way.

*When Stella did her first fashion event*

Musa: What happened to your face?

Flora: See that bitch over there.

Bloom: That poor little girl.

Flora: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.

Tecna: You fought a little girl..

Flora: Yeah, I did fight her Tec, and I'd fight her again if I had to.

Bloom: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Flora: People have been circling this spot like dragons. I've managed to hold them off so far but it's only going to get tougher! We must show no weakness we must be as one!

Musa: I want to smoke what you smoke Flo.

Phastos: Every time I'm confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

The eternals: Awww <3

Phastos: And I tell myself " If I could survive so many years with those clowns, I can handle every problem that comes".

*the eternals in awkward silence*

Wanda: Yeah... It’s been a rough year for my family. We lost my husband back in april... And you know we are barely getting by...

Thanos*to people*: Hearing that Wanda lost her husband really Struck a nerve with me.

Thanos: Especially since im the one who killed him.