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3 years ago

Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.

*later at the dinner table*

Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?

Phastos:Sure kid.

Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.

Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!


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3 years ago

Phastos: Every time I'm confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

The eternals: Awww <3

Phastos: And I tell myself " If I could survive so many years with those clowns, I can handle every problem that comes".

*the eternals in awkward silence*


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3 years ago

Phastos: Every talk I have with you people gets more stupid!

Gligamesh: You say "you people" as if you're not part of the family.

Druig: And that's quite offensive, since I bring extremily interessing ideas in the chats we have.

Kingo*signing*: Oh, yeah super interesting like Makkari hair smells like flowers, or Makkari is so smart.

*Makkari suddently stopping reading the book*

Druig *signing*: Yeah, so what? She's perfect.

Makkari *blushing*

Phastos: Yeah, still not getting used to this.


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